bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via encourage)

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via distraction)

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho, via crystallized-teardrops)

Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Me: "Yeah..."
Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

(Source: thotbots, via crystallized-teardrops)

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

(via dutchster)

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix, via crystallized-teardrops)

(Source: frutte, via poetic)

(via thvnders)

Things I'm bad at: singing
Things I do a lot: sing